davidwainguitarhero:

looks like louie is dating me and i didn’t realize it

I made a gif of my friend Jo.

I made a gif of my friend Jo.

Salad

Jo
i just had the best salad ive ever had in my life

Jess
that’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard anyone say

Jo
no
jess
it’s true
i want to take you to this restaurant

Jess
well i guess if you’re only comparing it to other salads
did it have chicken fingers on it?

Jo
kale, grilled chicken, pumpkin seeds, manchego cheese
with a soy vinaigrette
u are such a chicken finger fiend

Jess
YEAH GUUUUURRRRRL
that salad sounds not great
it doesn’t have a cream based dressing
OR fried chicken
that salad can go fuck itself

Jo
i dont like cream based dressings
how dare u insult my salad
u dont deserve it
u dont deserve the best salad in the WORLD

Jess
you don’t like ranch dressing?!

Jo
ew

Jess
WHAT?!!!!!!

Jo
we’re so incompatible, combs. it’s a wonder we’re even in love

Jess
well we can introduce each other to new things
i’ll try your dumb salad
you can eat a bottle of hidden valley ranch dressing

Pringles. They say ‘once you pop, you can’t stop’ but they still give you a lid.
Karl Pilkington (via knob-at-night)

bestrooftalkever:

if one more of you puts the word ‘epic’ before the word ‘selfie’

i don’t know, but consider this a threat.

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