Salad

Jo
i just had the best salad ive ever had in my life

Jess
that’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard anyone say

Jo
no
jess
it’s true
i want to take you to this restaurant

Jess
well i guess if you’re only comparing it to other salads
did it have chicken fingers on it?

Jo
kale, grilled chicken, pumpkin seeds, manchego cheese
with a soy vinaigrette
u are such a chicken finger fiend

Jess
YEAH GUUUUURRRRRL
that salad sounds not great
it doesn’t have a cream based dressing
OR fried chicken
that salad can go fuck itself

Jo
i dont like cream based dressings
how dare u insult my salad
u dont deserve it
u dont deserve the best salad in the WORLD

Jess
you don’t like ranch dressing?!

Jo
ew

Jess
WHAT?!!!!!!

Jo
we’re so incompatible, combs. it’s a wonder we’re even in love

Jess
well we can introduce each other to new things
i’ll try your dumb salad
you can eat a bottle of hidden valley ranch dressing

Pringles. They say ‘once you pop, you can’t stop’ but they still give you a lid.
Karl Pilkington (via knob-at-night)

bestrooftalkever:

if one more of you puts the word ‘epic’ before the word ‘selfie’

i don’t know, but consider this a threat.

wnycradiolab:

Freya Jobbins makes portraits from repurposed doll parts.

(via, of course, Colossal)

Holy SHIT. I desperately want these.

humansofnewyork:


"At first we kept saying: ‘We’re going to beat it. We’re going to beat it.’ Then after awhile we began to realize that we might not beat it. Then toward the end, it became clear that we definitely weren’t going to beat it. That’s when she started telling me that she wanted me to move on and find happiness with somebody else. But I’m not quite there yet. Not long ago a noise woke me up in the middle of the night, and I rolled over to ask if she needed anything."

humansofnewyork:

"At first we kept saying: ‘We’re going to beat it. We’re going to beat it.’ Then after awhile we began to realize that we might not beat it. Then toward the end, it became clear that we definitely weren’t going to beat it. That’s when she started telling me that she wanted me to move on and find happiness with somebody else. But I’m not quite there yet. Not long ago a noise woke me up in the middle of the night, and I rolled over to ask if she needed anything."

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